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If it turns out to be true, these will be the stages of Republican denial in the media and among the wingnut base regarding the Comey memo:

  1. Ignore it.
  2. Deny it’s real.
  3. Admit it’s real but that Comey should have said something in February.
  4. Actually, scratch that, it’s hearsay.
  5. Hope that more memos are made available so they can look for references to pizza.

And you can liberally add “Comey is a cuck” to pretty much any of those stages.

trump brain

“There can’t be an FBI investigation if there’s no FBI Director.”